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Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. How are math and sex the same? As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. Guhora wihanganirwa bitewe n'amakosa uhora ukora aho kuyakosora ukarushaho kwanga abaguhannye uteye nabi. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Jimy; Jimy come out, please. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. I derived your mom last night. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him. My average at each is pretty dismal. At this moment 5 million are having sex, 2 million are in gun fights, 91 million at a party, and one sad loser is reading this joke A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. Try new jokes Joke of the day See today's joke Do you know a good joke which isn't here? What is a difference between Ooooh and Aaaah? They sat on one side of a room and waited not knowing what to expect. You always told me never to talk with my mouth full. Kuba mudakurwa kw'ijambo cyangwa kw'izima ngo iyo wavuze uba wavuze uba uteye nabi. She was thrilled at the speed. The first one said: The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply Vote: Kuba utagira umuntu ugushimisha mu buzima bwawe uhora ubona abantu bose ari babi waba uteye nabi. If you go to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get? Kubona hari ibyo urushywa n'abandi bikagutera ishyari ryo kubavuga nabi ubitirira ibindi batakoze uba uteye nabi. I caught her cheating on me. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.
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